I feel like a really big loser right now

because I haven't hung out with anyone in weeks and my best friend doesn't even give a flying fuck. I've called her every day and she doesn't respond back. Ever.

Can you say "LAME"?!??!?!?!

yeah. mmhmm

Confession {{{{DRAMA AH-LERT}}}}

I. Love. Suri Cruise.

She's the cutest baby I have ever seen.

I lover her more than folk music. I really like folk music. So this is big.

I love her more than cows, who provide me with wonderful dairy products. If I had to choose between her and a lifetime supply of gummi bears, I'd want Suri.


Cute Cute Cute Sqishy goodness.

I just looked up MILF on wikipedia

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/MILF

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