I'm probably going to hell because

I'm the only person in the entire universe who did not enjoy Catcher In the Rye. No, I'm not joking, I really disliked it. It was like being stuck in the largest traffic jam in the history of mankind with the most talkative cab driver ever in the history of mankind. But this cab driver doesn't shut the fuck up about his stupid flannel hat. It's not literary genius, it's a fuckin conversation written down on paper.

ARARARARARRRRRRRAAAGGH!!!!