America's Got Talent? Bitch, America's Got A Five-Second Attention Span

I was baby-sitting tonight, and the only channel that worked on the TV was NBC. I was then presented with the fine opportunity to watch Amerca's Got Talent.

What is wrong with our country?

One moment a guy was "playing music" with his teeth, the next an Eastern European Drag Queen was on stage hittin it up with the Hoffinator.




I was lost after the confetti.



but out of nowhere BAM !





the Blue man group shows up out of nowhere and does a cover of Teenage Wasteland.



and then they announce the winnner.


Wait, what????

Where are the other contestants? Did they just not have enough all-American talent? Were they killed off the show?


Well, I don't care, I'm going to go eat some soybeans and maple syrup.


The End.